Submitted URL: : www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/08/bin-laden-invested-millions-in-company-that-makes-3oz-bottles-of-liquids-and-gels/

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In a shocking revelation gleaned from computers seized in his compound in Pakistan, Osama bin Laden spent millions of dollars investing in a company that makes 3-ounce bottles of liquid and gels.